Bubba is a friend, he's a beer drinkin' buddy of mine 
But lately somethin's happened that ain't hard to define 
Bubba's got himself a cousin and I'm gonna make her mine 
 
And she's brushin' both his teeth 
And she's makin' him biscuits and gravy I just know it 
And she's lovin him in that double wide late late at night 
 
Y'know, I wish that I had Bubba's girl 
I want Bubba's girl 
Why can't I find a cousin like that? 
Like bubbas girl 
I want I want Bubba's girl 
Why can't I find a cousin like that! 
 
Hey!